abigaillx: I’m sad and I really, really, really don’t want to be.
the-yolocaust: the-yolocaust: has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly i now know why
tea-in-the-tardis: all-brawn-no-brain: the-girl-who-laughed: THIS IS HILARY FUCKING DUFF. THIS MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN BUILT DISNEY CHANNEL AND DIDN’T HAVE A SAD, DISAPPOINTING DOWNSPIRAL. SHE IS THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT AND NOW SHE’S A HAPPILY MARRIED MOTHER. THAT’S HOW ITS DONE, BITCHES. CAN I ALSO ADD THAT SHE BATTLED ANOREXIA AND BEAT IT ALL TO HELL SHE ALSO WROTE A...
tweenking: Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
necrophilofthefuture: my mom is a fifth grade teacher and so many of her fifth graders found my instragram and ive become so invested in their lives that i literally get excited when this one “popular” boy likes my posts and i feel intimidated by that one popular girl and im afraid to like her posts bc she’ll think im lame and shE’S A FUCKING FIFTH GRADER WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING
do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are
plaidalecki: buying presents for people who aren’t obsessed with anything is fucking impossible… what do you LIKE? DO YOU EVEN LIKE ANYTHING?
suspu: if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave
sadfriends: all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot.
karmazen: uoa: do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of there yup
oreoprince: I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
I wish I wasn’t such an emotional mess. And I don’t have anyone to vent to that doesn’t think I’m crazy or that I don’t bring down in the process. I can’t understand my feelings at all. I don’t think I’m cut out for half of the things I’m involved in. And I can honestly say that I hate myself. But I’m not doing anything to change that...
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: agentscully: WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is. My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
When I sleep I drool out of my eyes. Oh that’s crying? Well then.
majortvjunkie: Michelle Obama is like the political version of Beyonce
have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other
matturday: MY SISTER GOT HER PERIOD AND WAS LIKE “AM I GONNA GET IT EVERY JANUARY?!” AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “NO ONCE A MONTH” AND THEN MY SISTER YELLED “WHHAAATTT” AND FREAKED OUT SHE’S ONLY 12 AND SHE’S ALREADY 700% DONE WITH HER PERIOD
do you ever just cry because you’re you