i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls
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i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls
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remind me to never ever again watch a movie with john krasinski in it
look at this smug prick
JC PENNY SEES YOUR HOMOPHOBIA AND RAISES YOU A DOUBLE RAINBOW.
^ yes
I tried to scroll past this, but it must be reblogged. Must….always….reblog…..
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Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay
GANDALF THE GAY
For the fucking comments oh my GOD.
Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.
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I’m sad and I really, really, really don’t want to be.
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.